• This is how you make your daughter a quick ponytail…
  • This was the text…
  • Being a chicken sucks…
  • What did you just call me?
  • Snape is startled…
  • My Franz Are Nothing but Treble
  • Scumbag bladder
  • Give me that!
  • You spelled it wrong
  • Hated for who I am
  • Almost natural selection
  • Magnified guitar string