• Words I live by…
  • PSAs for Middle Earth…
  • I’m paddling away…
  • It was too big to fit in the car…
  • New Windows phone…
  • No more originality
  • The Girl With The Dragonite Tattoo
  • Prince charming
  • Never agree to babysit the neighbors kids again
  • Nice try, slave worker
  • When my desktop is dirty…
  • Shut up and charge my phone