• Words I live by…
  • My everyday clock…
  • Oh food, you understand me…
  • Perspective is everything…
  • You know you’ve had a bad haircut…
  • Cosmo Tip
  • How do you tennis?
  • This man has a genius idea…
  • Self High Five
  • Celebrities that look like mattresses
  • Ghetto windshield wiper
  • Husky look of disapproval