• When my mom says I need to go outside more…
  • Ever Wondered About This?
  • Me, being a scumbag before birth
  • Tricky question
  • Paradox of Our Age
  • Your parents died too?
  • The Best of Bad Joke Eel
  • I dream of a better world
  • Live long and prosper
  • When I open a pack of gum in class…
  • And just who do you think you are, invading upon my mossy rock?
  • Scumbag angry bird