• Please text this to my phone…
  • Keep your calm
  • The worst time to get arrested
  • Please let it be Steve…
  • Toothpaste billboard
  • How they see me in college
  • This is your captain speaking…
  • The higher the number, the greater the fun
  • Sir, your mustache is escaping…
  • Avoiding pamphlets like a champ
  • Sitting like a boss
  • There are no ugly women