• Don’t mind me, just passing through…
  • It’s a bad time…
  • When I send a long text message and I get a one-word reply back
  • Sand puppy
  • That itch…
  • Watermelon Lion
  • Reasons I have a beard
  • The Drunk’s Keyhole
  • The next best thing since sliced bread
  • Book Burger
  • Classiest mugshot ever
  • OK Ethel, you’re on point