• A real Christmas present…
  • In that case…
  • Most important thing in life…
  • Apples’ new emoticons…
  • Embrace the Lord of Darkness today…
  • This job sucks…
  • Like a drunken Snow White
  • One danger of a summer heat wave
  • Reasons why I hate being a girl
  • A better love story
  • Misty in real life
  • Thumbs-up kitten