• Why the Moon can’t be a Jedi Knight…
  • Harry Potter and Alice in Wonderland…
  • Clinton’s political advice
  • What we really do…
  • Theodore Roosevelt’s diary entry the day his wife died
  • I want in!
  • When I get a text on a special date…
  • I love you, goat
  • Don’t scare me like that again, bro
  • Meanwhile, at a concert in New York City…
  • Indian mom vs. texting
  • Worst job ever