• When someone mentions the word babies…
  • Can’t grow a mustache?
  • Dammit, Bob!
  • And the world…will be as one
  • Sharky
  • After years of working at the same place…
  • If Jesus was a video game character…
  • Someday when I have children…
  • B*tch, this was empty!
  • The aliens are coming
  • If the Republican frontrunners were Simpsons characters…
  • Applying for a job like a boss