• When I see people wearing low crotch pants…
  • One job. You had one job…
  • Come on Fido we’re almost done…
  • Tan lines
  • Whenever I see an ex in the street…
  • Edward, is that you?
  • Give me all your money!
  • Batman never liked My Little Pony
  • Hey bro!
  • Taking notes in college
  • You got beaten by a girl
  • OK then, let’s dance