• Animals that said ‘Not Today’
  • Questions people ask me…
  • Wrong neighborhoot
  • The pit of doom…
  • Thirteen years ago, The Simpsons described the Internet perfectly…
  • When someone asks me for money…
  • In case of fire…
  • Please, don’t touch
  • Whenever I try to be cool and wink at someone…
  • I’m so confused…
  • Go make me a…
  • Today’s Democracy