• Rock, paper, scissors, wait…
  • Poor Eminem…
  • Burned on live television…
  • Are you eating that?
  • You can’t cheat death
  • I use sarcasm…
  • When someone says something right before an exam that I’m hearing for the first time…
  • Dubstep kitten
  • Taking lecture notes…
  • How my cats stand every day to watch the birds
  • Guys are like…
  • Internet novices