• Every time I change the litter box…
  • The Small Talk Calendar…
  • Definition of ‘tomorrow’…
  • Beer pong for awesome people…
  • It’s Friday the 13th…
  • Revenge is a dish best served cold
  • Follow my advice…
  • Time to clean my room
  • Names of music
  • No memory from last night
  • In a parallel universe…
  • The problem with drinking