• What am I doing here…
  • It was a good day…
  • You read my mind…
  • This dog is skeptical about birthday parties…
  • That was a bad idea…
  • I would like to apologize…
  • If cockroaches can survive an atomic bomb…
  • It’s alright bro…
  • Men…
  • I’ll never have a costume as awesome as this
  • Dear Students…
  • America wins the battle against terrorism