• Every time I hear someone say ‘I’m bored…’
  • I’m random like that…
  • Which book should you read?
  • I wasn’t mad…
  • Vegetarians are always left out
  • Facebook in the 1930′s
  • Why doesn’t this happen?
  • Can I have some food please?
  • Shut up youtube, no need to rub it in
  • Sorry sir, I can’t let you in without a reservation
  • The clock is running
  • Call the vet, the dog is broken