• Wise words right here…
  • Help me UPS, you’re my only hope…
  • How to tell when nobody cares about you…
  • Whenever there’s an alien attack…
  • Ignorance is bliss…
  • Angry BBQ…
  • When my battery dies and I need to use a payphone…
  • How I speak English…
  • Have you ever been so angry, you milked a cow at the police?
  • Na, na, na, na, nails
  • If you see me with these…
  • Look at my baby, isn’t he beautiful?