• Go home boat, you’re drunk…
  • Buy your kid a book they said…
  • The last day of the Olympics…
  • Baby Instructions 101…
  • What genre of metal are you listening to?
  • Simple instructions on how to eat food
  • My response whenever someone says “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
  • I think they do this intentionally
  • Mornings
  • Don’t look at me!
  • Get off the table!
  • How to ride a roller coaster. Like a Boss.