• New breakup hit song is coming…
  • The last movie we did together…
  • It won’t save you…
  • Overly flexible attached girlfriend…
  • How to troll someone’s computer
  • The way politics works
  • This is awkward…
  • What I’m really thinking of…
  • iPad Security
  • Swimming With Giants
  • Meanwhile, at the hipster Olympics…
  • How is this even possible?