• I’m quitting life to become a burrito…
  • Been a while bro, just dropped by to mess things up…
  • Second Place Sucks…
  • What the media saw vs. what I saw…
  • Just for eating cereal…
  • Recommend me a book
  • Without money…
  • Excellent timing
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  • Oh, Adolf…
  • Random facts
  • Hidden giraffe