• Let me in, guys…
  • Emergency Rooms…
  • Yo, dog…
  • The most American thing ever…
  • UPS training manual
  • Truth about men
  • One cookie
  • A man who still believes in magic…
  • I use sarcasm…
  • This is why honeybees die after they sting someone
  • Hello…? Mom? Is there someone in there? I’m hungry!
  • The only valid reason I’ve come up with so far