• In Soviet Russia…
  • Hell yeah…wait, what?
  • The power of duct tape…
  • In the event of a fire…
  • Being Jesus has some disadvantages…
  • Spider-Man is sad…
  • Lost pole
  • If you don’t build your dream…
  • Scientific calculator
  • Me on my third day home for Thanksgiving
  • No more excuses
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife