• Shoot for the moon…
  • The guy at Chipotle…
  • Clever old man…
  • Look at my horse…
  • Trolling your mother…
  • My girlfriend left this on my desk this morning…
  • Don’t open the door!
  • All he ever wanted was love…
  • Solid advice from local bar…
  • Original Pokemon on Facebook
  • My laziness level
  • Damn dude, I think they see me…