• Mentally unbalanced…
  • Always dress for the job you want…
  • Sir, what are you doing?
  • Never become an egg
  • Dear whoever stole my package
  • Batman plays fair…
  • When I eat out with my friends…
  • Every time I get into an argument with my girlfriend…
  • Guns are pointed at their heads off camera
  • Bible Verse
  • Responses to public graffiti
  • “We can still be friends”