• New trend at the office…
  • My troll brother offered me a gift for my birthday…
  • Photographers are the worst…
  • My grandchildren suck…
  • It’s me, dude…
  • I’m over it
  • Damn it, I’m fat…
  • A worthy adversary for President Obama
  • When I was your age…
  • There’s definitely a frog living in my sink…
  • Kanye West shows his humble side
  • When you eat popcorn at the movies