• How I’m spending my weekend…
  • Only in Walmart…
  • They should’ve been more specific…
  • Why you should keep stuff in your jeans…
  • I was looking at the Pepsi logo…
  • Yeah, this will do…
  • Hey God…
  • Dear Face Wash Commercials…
  • What I think of when people put a “b” in front of their “hahaha”
  • Scumbag Stormtroopers
  • Scumbag cat
  • Pet Tyrannosaurus Rex