• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Breaking Grumpy News…
  • Your brain is mush now…
  • It wouldn’t be necessary…
  • Excuse me kind sir, I believe you’ve spilled my beer…
  • Awesomeness Level: Keanu Reeves
  • If I fits they said, then I sits they said…
  • I have CDO…
  • Charging Bear…
  • Bring me Solo…
  • I’m not fat…
  • Mmmm… Bitburger.