• Jim Carey predicted it all in 1996 in The Cable Guy
  • Sometimes words are not necessary
  • The Christmas Dinosaur…
  • One does not simply swing into Mordor…
  • Most important lesson learned in Romeo and Juliet…
  • Love at first sight…
  • No one will ever achieve this level of happiness
  • Buy me flowers first, bro…
  • Tonight I want it dirty
  • Not helpful
  • What I think when I see a hammerhead shark
  • I’m in your swimming pool