• Guns don’t kill people…
  • Reuse your calendars…
  • Bad Luck Lincoln…
  • Oh, that would be my cat…
  • Teletubbie Confrontation
  • Best attack ever…
  • When people don’t laugh at my jokes…
  • A new element appears
  • Forever Alone Level 100
  • How my weekend usually goes
  • Hard disk drives, 1979 to present
  • I don’t know how long…