• Parenting is a terrible job…
  • Morgan Freeman on the CT shooting…
  • Kitty Jesus
  • Hanging around smokers…
  • Oh, wait…
  • Getting a haircut
  • Do I hear Santa?
  • How I feel when I get out of the movie theater in the middle of the day
  • Well played, horse…
  • Charlie bit my finger before and after
  • Company hierarchy
  • How I feel when talking to teenagers…