• Almost had a heart attack…
  • What Pitbull taught me…
  • When someone admits I’m right…
  • Martian Chocolate…
  • No thanks, really…
  • How to be polite…
  • If you know what this is, you are awesome and you know it
  • Soul-eating ginger…
  • Zakk…
  • Hey beautiful…
  • I have a boyfriend
  • Chewbacca Dog