• When people ask me about my weekend…
  • What if M. Night Shyamalan…
  • We may never know
  • There’s always one costume that makes everyone else look bad
  • Show a little more respect
  • I don’t think that’s what they meant
  • Beautiful beverage-themed sculpture
  • Zombies? Too busy crapping my pants…
  • My favorite…
  • “Whoa… you just blew my mind.”
  • Stop! Stop! Don’t shoot
  • Dog bone paper clips look very different when you try them on paper