• I haven’t failed…
  • That was scary…
  • The new year is starting to look weird…
  • Shut up and take my candy…
  • Pizza Farm…
  • R.I.P. Journalism
  • Oh, so that’s why…
  • The reason I turn on the TV…
  • Ebony and Ivory, together in harmony
  • Reasons I buy Hillshire Farms lunch meat…
  • Listen up, ladies…
  • The Goblin Shark bite