• Elevators are the next big thing…
  • A bar’s answering charges…
  • Just realized this…
  • It’s official …
  • I feel like god…
  • If you shaved Snooki’s head…
  • Not fair
  • Greatest feelings in the world
  • Selective winter
  • The sheeple have spoken
  • Daybed atop riverbed
  • Best. Motorcycle. Ever.