• Trolling your mother…
  • You ran a marathon?
  • Hipsters
  • Hitler without a mustache
  • Just a dog carrying around a 2-year old’s oxygen tank
  • Tricky pictograms…
  • The main reason I just avoid them
  • Save the child
  • Moooom, you’re messing up my mane
  • When they put too much mayo on my subway…
  • Just keep doing what you were doing… I’ll just watch.
  • Disco who?