• Just some stuff I wish I had in my life…
  • The beard that will pierce the heavens
  • Describe school…
  • More fun than all of you combined…
  • The Amazing Regal Ring-Necked Snake
  • First thing I do when I get home…
  • Aquaman, you suck…
  • Stealing plants
  • McDonald’s vs KFC fries after 3 years
  • Master troll mom
  • The perfect wine glass
  • The start of school