• Screw your photo…
  • Doing everyday stuff like a sir
  • Substances that affect the aging process…
  • The definition of trust
  • You’re my best friend…
  • When people can’t spell ‘cologne’
  • Mona Lisa was from Jersey
  • How I feel breaking up with someone days before Valentine’s Day…
  • First Law of Mario Kartology
  • Spooning
  • This is the difference
  • Your mother