• Thoughts always keep you distracted…
  • The cake needs more minerals
  • How I feel trying to clean up my hard drive…
  • Reasons why I hate being a girl
  • Final score
  • After someone tells me they haven’t seen ‘Fight Club’
  • You don’t leave Australia that easily
  • Every time I use my credit card
  • Watching TV in the middle of the night
  • My least favorite publication
  • Keepin’ it real
  • Alpha duck