• Not a Penguin…
  • That’s dark, kid…
  • Welcome to ‘Murica…
  • Easiest 50 Bucks Ever Made…
  • Sometimes I hate being a girl…
  • Never grow up
  • Baby turtle
  • Partying Sphinx
  • Every time I see the battery indicator…
  • My laptop sucks
  • The way men pee
  • Their possible jobs