• Sheldon Cooper vs. a black hole…
  • He was never drunk, it all makes sense now…
  • I think I’m staying home tonight…
  • You always call them…
  • Happy Weasel
  • Have a seat…
  • War Horse in a nutshell
  • Kurt Cobain. And a kitten.
  • How I feel as an adult about my Christmas present…
  • Shhhhh, stay quiet
  • A lighter spawns a small universe when you flick it
  • Classiest mugshot ever