• No, Consuela. No!
  • Solving problems like real men…
  • How I planned my summer…
  • I will never see the Arc de Triomphe the same way again
  • Your evidence is circumstantial
  • Draw me like one of your French girls Jack…
  • If I drink Fanta…
  • Expectations vs. reality
  • My revenge will be slow and painful…
  • Browsers
  • The definition of “trouble”
  • How to make killing animals less gory