• My dad gave me this Christmas present…
  • Best music for making love…
  • That’s so sweet…
  • Happy orchid is happy…
  • Hey, it’s my birthday…
  • Everybody needs a little friend…
  • Make a square egg…
  • Definition of ‘oh crap!’
  • Innocent lobster
  • If gay marriage is legalized…
  • Your parrot is adorable!
  • I’m not fat…