• This was slid under my door this morning…
  • College Batman vandalism…
  • And just like that, Earth’s population was wiped out…
  • This sun thing…
  • You win this time, dog…
  • Someday when I have children…
  • Make way, coming through…
  • Every time I go to the hairdresser…
  • My kind of district
  • Iridescent blue iceberg
  • This dog is cooler than your dog
  • Reality Sucks