• Fallen Angel…
  • I’ll take you under my wing…
  • When cats can’t accomplish something, they pretend they were about to do a different thing…
  • The Universe Hates Me…
  • Batman gets too anxious…
  • Makes leaving the house so much more epic…
  • The worst story teller in the world
  • Celebrities that look like mattresses
  • How I feel when I find an onion ring in my fries
  • Fortunately, I’m never hungry in the morning
  • Halloween costume idea: No one in your neighborhood will ever sleep again
  • They’re doing it right