• My whole childhood was built on lies…
  • One job. You had one job…
  • Parenting Level: Troll Masters
  • This morning in Germany…
  • Way to rub it in…
  • Stop it already…
  • When you have company over…
  • If you are bullied…
  • Get in the car!
  • Why Batman has always been my favorite
  • It..it wasn’t me…
  • You ladies lookin’ for a good time?