• Drink With Moderation…
  • You picked a bad parking spot buddy…
  • The perfect girl…
  • Well played, Disney
  • When I send a long text message and I get a one-word reply back
  • Party Hard
  • Like two sirs
  • Oh, so you don’t like something about me?
  • Evil Wikipedia
  • This pile of junk makes the coolest shadow ever
  • See ya, 2011…
  • There’s a limit