• Fruits vs. Vegetables…
  • Let me make this easy for you both…
  • Nice tuxedo, man…
  • Stop it, mosquitoes…
  • My everyday struggle…
  • Mike Tyson and Holyfield using Twitter the right way…
  • Puddle Monster
  • Moms rock
  • I failed my exam…
  • It’s bad for you
  • So close you can almost taste it…
  • Look at my baby, isn’t he beautiful?