• Ninja headphones…
  • For people you can’t stand…
  • So you have swag?
  • Annoying Christmas Tree Ornaments…
  • Plenty of fish in the sea…
  • Disgruntled kitten…
  • That’s my boy…
  • Teenage Mutant Honey Boo Boo…
  • My ex-girlfriend
  • Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama in a potato sack race
  • Thank God for CNN
  • Fine, I guess I’ll let you love me.