• Cats play fetch too…
  • Don’t tell me what I can’t do!
  • How babies are made…
  • Chinese Food…
  • Scumbag blackbird
  • Mother of all clocks
  • When I read a funny quote written in Comic Sans…
  • Johnny Dogg
  • My Halloween costume
  • Lies
  • Pinocchio Paradox
  • Rawwwrrrrr