• Get a car alarm, they said…
  • It’s not an excuse…
  • American vs. Canadian Chopper
  • Metal Just Got Glamorous
  • Slow down
  • Airport Security’s Logic
  • The two-legged dog dance
  • Wishes
  • What you still doing here?
  • How I wish I could handle telemarketers
  • Snake calibration complete
  • Whatcha thinkin bout?