• First steps…
  • Puberty Always Sucks…
  • I’m quitting life to become a burrito…
  • Astonishing prediction…
  • Morgan Freeman on the CT shooting…
  • Me, being a scumbag before birth
  • I made a discovery!
  • Wanted to wash your hands?
  • How to convince a guy to get a baby…
  • When you have a problem…
  • Carved Crayons
  • Bah. I’m outta here.