• Read before talking…
  • Lazy people and their problems…
  • Free birthday dessert…
  • What an offer…
  • Learning the basics…
  • Fingers, fingers everywhere…
  • It’s just that I’m Alan Rickman…
  • Tiny pig
  • Every time I flush the toilet at someone else’s house
  • Zombie poodle
  • Yeah, you’re laughing now…
  • Why dogs bite their owners